(pig)stylish

Here is a list of things on my bedroom floor that shouldn't be there:
*a bucket
*4 pairs of socks
*a pair of slippers
*3 pairs of shoes
*a bunch of bananas
*4 apples
*1.5 litre bottle of water
*a tube of lipgloss
*6 novels
*a hand mirror
*a stereo remote
*a bottle of shower gel
*a kimono
*a button
*a receipt
*an instant scratchie ($4 win, woo!)
*a coathanger
*a little notepad
*a container of foot balm
*a foldable comb/brush
*a pizza menu/bookmark
*2 pillows
*2 money boxes
*some old newspapers
*a small whiteboard
*2 piles of CD's
*3 folders full of random forms/junk
*a bag full of paper plates belonging to my mum
*a lip balm
*4 packets of minibooks (miniature novels)
*2 letters that are addressed to my mum that i keep forgetting to give her
*3 carry bags of random sizes
*a belt
*a pair of pants
*a box full of DVD receipts
*a roll of masking tape
*a few chewing gum wrappers
*a few centrelink & ANZ forms
*a pen
*an empty license wallet
*a loofah brush
*a headphone input jack thingy
*a rubber chicken

Hmmm...Maybe i should (pay someone to) clean my room. Eh, it will just wind up dirty again anyway.

*****

Narrator: And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say.
Farmer Hoggett: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
- 'Babe' (1995)